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PJS - BACK AND BOSSING IT said:
even time for a **** break.
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Lol!

Yep.

Mid game, Dier thinks to himself, "Hello! I've got the turtle's head. Better go for a quick **** while no one's looking!"

He walks off the pitch and down the tunnel. Mou chases after him and shouts, "Where the **** you go?"

"I need a ****, boss! Beef tips. Can't stop or I'll **** my pants!"

"But the ****ing match!!"

"Relax! It's only Chavs. Let me drop my guts, and job's a good 'un. We'll snatch the game in penalties, boss. Trust me, yeah!"

"**** you! I'm putting you down for the first penalty, if that happens!"

"Sorry, boss! I'm dropping lead, here!"
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
Lol!

Yep.

Mid game, Dier thinks to himself, "Hello! I've got the turtle's head. Better go for a quick **** while no one's looking!"

He walks off the pitch and down the tunnel. Mou chases after him and shouts, "Where the **** you go?"

"I need a ****, boss! Beef tips. Can't stop or I'll **** my pants!"

"But the ****ing match!!"

"Relax! It's only Chavs. Let me drop my guts, and job's a good 'un. We'll snatch the game in penalties, boss. Trust me, yeah!"

"**** you! I'm putting you down for the first penalty, if that happens!"

"Sorry, boss! I'm dropping lead, here!"
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No one is reading that bru.
 
It's a vipers nest over in the comments section on BBC Football Live.

Here's an example:-

"Lampard will be out by Christmas. He clearly can't motivate this team and we actually look worse then last season despite all the money spent. We have lost to a Spurs team who didn't even look interested in playing this match."
Keith, London
 
Hoddle is a god said:
It's a vipers nest over in the comments section on BBC Football Live.

Here's an example:-

"Lampard will be out by Christmas. He clearly can't motivate this team and we actually look worse then last season despite all the money spent. We have lost to a Spurs team who didn't even look interested in playing this match."
Keith, London
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I think Keith has a point.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
It's a vipers nest over in the comments section on BBC Football Live.

Here's an example:-

"Lampard will be out by Christmas. He clearly can't motivate this team and we actually look worse then last season despite all the money spent. We have lost to a Spurs team who didn't even look interested in playing this match."
Keith, London
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It's always quality, one of my favourites is:

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Hoddle is a god said:
Lol!

Yep.

Mid game, Dier thinks to himself, "Hello! I've got the turtle's head. Better go for a quick **** while no one's looking!"

He walks off the pitch and down the tunnel. Mou chases after him and shouts, "Where the **** you go?"

"I need a ****, boss! Beef tips. Can't stop or I'll **** my pants!"

"But the ****ing match!!"

"Relax! It's only Chavs. Let me drop my guts, and job's a good 'un. We'll snatch the game in penalties, boss. Trust me, yeah!"

"**** you! I'm putting you down for the first penalty, if that happens!"

"Sorry, boss! I'm dropping lead, here!"
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<laugh>
 
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