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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.


  1. Normally, I wouldn't do it. You know that, Bobby.

    But, I'm a real stickler for grammatical errors occurring mid-wum.

    If you are going to wum, the Golden Rule is that you have to be squeaky clean in the grammatical department.


    Spurs v Chelsea is now the biggest match on the Planet, imho.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    To be grammatically correct shouldn't that be in the grammar department?

    <laugh>
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    That is a fair point mr hiag. One point you have to concede though is that wumming would be saying something that to get a rise from my intended audience.

    My point about Spurs was 100% factual and was that historically, we stand a great chance of getting some points in the campaign....
     
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  4. Stan

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    :azn:
     
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  5. Nope.

    The Grammatical Department is my creation, Tobias.

    I'm afraid you may have earned yourself a FUM point for that little error, son.

    Anyone sad enough to claim?
     
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  6. That is certainly one aspect of wummery, Bobby. I will give you that.

    However, I took wummery to a whole new level, and turned it into a recreational sport.

    Most of my Pixie putdowns were for nothing more than ****s and giggles. No way could Pix have been wound up by most of them, as they would have flown right over his head (my infamous Masturbating Monkey jibe being a major exception to that rule, of course).

    Still, I am glad that I hung up my wum-guns. I'm even thinking of reverting back to New HIAG. I know that some of you found him a little dull, but he's a nice bloke.
     
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    No.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Grammar is a noun, grammatical in an adjective.

    You ****ed up again

    @PISKIE
     
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  9. That was a spelling mistake, Lightning.
    <doh>

    Now corrected.

    Confusing "their," "there" and "they're" is to make a grammatical error.

    Accidentally writing "your" instead of "you" is a spelling mistake.

    More FUM points up for grabs, for anyone sad enough...
     
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    Did you fantically search for it? <laugh>
     
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  11. BobbyD

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    lol i did search for it, it was a quality 5 seconds of my time.
     
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  12. Stan

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    ^^^^ rattled to **** and I don't even have to be here <laugh>
     
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    3 points awarded to Tobes
    1 FUM point awarded to @Hoddle Is A God
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    He was ok, but turning the Tug-boat that Noble has become over the last couple of years is nothing special, ask Burnley. Unless by very good you mean his constant attempts to win a penalty or his persistent petty fouling that should've earned him a card. It's exactly the sort of opposition that he turns up for.
     
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  16. Stan

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    To be fair you think DDG is **** so your views on United's players are kind of whatthefuckiswrongwithyou?
     
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    HIAG trying to be a smart arse by correcting somebody else's spelling and grammar and ****ing it up himself. <laugh>

    Not for the first time it has to be said.

    3 points up for grabs for this WFU
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    ooh, he kept another clean sheet, he must be awesome.
    stick him between the sticks at West Ham and watch him melt like he did against MK dons and Leicester, when he got shipped off to the reserves and you spent £300m on a 7 man defence to protect him.

    We had a 4th choice CM playng at RM, and had to bring on a defender from the U21 to play CM, that even made Matic look like Messi, and Pogba had a good game, why? because he fell over a lot and looked at the referee?
     
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    ^^^^^
    Butthurt.
     
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    Think I got something there. <laugh>
     
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