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BobbyD said:
Hi Hiag.

Come on hiag, simple grammatical error. When did we start point scoring like that against each other :p.
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Normally, I wouldn't do it. You know that, Bobby.

But, I'm a real stickler for grammatical errors occurring mid-wum.

If you are going to wum, the Golden Rule is that you have to be squeaky clean in the grammatical department.


I look forward to our meeting at wembley... as long as Morata gets over his cruciate injury. The one plus is fab is out and we don't go into the game with a light weight midfield
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Spurs v Chelsea is now the biggest match on the Planet, imho.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Normally, I wouldn't do it. You know that, Bobby.

But, I'm a real stickler for grammatical errors occurring mid-wum.

If you are going to wum, the Golden Rule is that you have to be squeaky clean in the grammatical department.
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To be grammatically correct shouldn't that be in the grammar department?

<laugh>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Normally, I wouldn't do it. You know that, Bobby.

But, I'm a real stickler for grammatical errors occurring mid-wum.

If you are going to wum, the Golden Rule is that you have to be squeaky clean in the grammatical department.




Spurs v Chelsea is now the biggest match on the Planet, imho.
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That is a fair point mr hiag. One point you have to concede though is that wumming would be saying something that to get a rise from my intended audience.

My point about Spurs was 100% factual and was that historically, we stand a great chance of getting some points in the campaign....
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Normally, I wouldn't do it. You know that, Bobby.

But, I'm a real stickler for grammatical errors occurring mid-wum.

If you are going to wum, the Golden Rule is that you have to be squeaky clean in the grammatical department.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I really don't think you're going to be too tough a test for us. You look like a bag of ****e against relegation-fodder Burnley. The real danger is that we will rip you a new one all kinds of ways over the Wembley turf, Bobby.

Already, I am beginning to feel a little bit of pity for your.
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:azn:
 
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Tobes said:
To be grammatically correct shouldn't that be in the grammar department?

<laugh>
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Nope.

The Grammatical Department is my creation, Tobias.

I'm afraid you may have earned yourself a FUM point for that little error, son.

Anyone sad enough to claim?
 
BobbyD said:
That is a fair point mr hiag. One point you have to concede though is that wumming would be saying something that to get a rise from my intended audience.
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That is certainly one aspect of wummery, Bobby. I will give you that.

However, I took wummery to a whole new level, and turned it into a recreational sport.

Most of my Pixie putdowns were for nothing more than ****s and giggles. No way could Pix have been wound up by most of them, as they would have flown right over his head (my infamous Masturbating Monkey jibe being a major exception to that rule, of course).

Still, I am glad that I hung up my wum-guns. I'm even thinking of reverting back to New HIAG. I know that some of you found him a little dull, but he's a nice bloke.
 
Stan said:
:azn:
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That was a spelling mistake, Lightning.
<doh>

Now corrected.

Confusing "their," "there" and "they're" is to make a grammatical error.

Accidentally writing "your" instead of "you" is a spelling mistake.

More FUM points up for grabs, for anyone sad enough...
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Most of my Pixie putdowns were for nothing more than ****s and giggles. No way could Pix have been wound up by most of them, as they would have flown right over his head (my infamous Masturbating Monkey jibe being a major exception to that rule, of course).

Still, I am glad that I hung up my wum-guns. I'm even thinking of reverting back to New HIAG. I know that some of you found him a little dull, but he's a nice bloke.
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^^^^ rattled to **** and I don't even have to be here <laugh>
 
Stan said:
He was very good yesterday. It's ok to admit that. Astro will hate you for it but you'll sleep better and feel cleaner.
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He was ok, but turning the Tug-boat that Noble has become over the last couple of years is nothing special, ask Burnley. Unless by very good you mean his constant attempts to win a penalty or his persistent petty fouling that should've earned him a card. It's exactly the sort of opposition that he turns up for.
 
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Big Ern said:
He was ok, but turning the Tug-boat that Noble has become over the last couple of years is nothing special, ask Burnley. Unless by very good you mean his constant attempts to win a penalty or his persistent petty fouling that should've earned him a card. It's exactly the sort of opposition that he turns up for.
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To be fair you think DDG is **** so your views on United's players are kind of whatthefuckiswrongwithyou?
 
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HIAG trying to be a smart arse by correcting somebody else's spelling and grammar and ****ing it up himself. <laugh>

Not for the first time it has to be said.

3 points up for grabs for this WFU
 
Stan said:
To be fair you think DDG is **** so your views on United's players are kind of whatthefuckiswrongwithyou?
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ooh, he kept another clean sheet, he must be awesome.
stick him between the sticks at West Ham and watch him melt like he did against MK dons and Leicester, when he got shipped off to the reserves and you spent £300m on a 7 man defence to protect him.

We had a 4th choice CM playng at RM, and had to bring on a defender from the U21 to play CM, that even made Matic look like Messi, and Pogba had a good game, why? because he fell over a lot and looked at the referee?
 
Big Ern said:
ooh, he kept another clean sheet, he must be awesome.
stick him between the sticks at West Ham and watch him melt like he did against MK dons and Leicester, when he got shipped off to the reserves and you spent £300m on a 7 man defence to protect him.

We had a 4th choice CM playng at RM, and had to bring on a defender from the U21 to play CM, that even made Matic look like Messi, and Pogba had a good game, why? because he fell over a lot and looked at the referee?
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^^^^^
Butthurt.
 
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