Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Hoddle is a god]

Spud fans singing 'VAR my lord, VAR' To the tune of Kumbaya my Lord

They love it the ****s.

You're rattled to **** because us Yids have come up with a superbly witty song, mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

VAR should have picked up on that. Proving that it is inconsistent.

It's supposed to make the game fairer, and clearly it isn't.

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[PINKIE]

You're rattled to **** because us Yids have come up with a superbly witty song, mate.

Your rattle radar is ****ed bruv, I think it was a brilliant song.

 

[Libby]

Skiddy made a **** of himself again. Sober apparently.

Him slagging off the player who wasn't playing was top stuff

 

[PINKIE]

Anybody listen to that cum guzzling gravel muncher, Shaun Dyche blathering on about diving.

The ****ing pale ginger freckled spacker

 

[Bald Archie]

I mean ****s in the nicest sense of the word

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[PINKIE]

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Mate, we don't think you're ****s in a ****ish way. You're more like that silly **** who lives up the road.

 

[PINKIE]

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Mate, we don't think you're ****s in a ****ish way. You're more like that silly **** who lives up the road.

 

[PINKIE]

Double ****s.

Like that bloke up the road and his missus

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Him slagging off the player who wasn't playing was top stuff

He's like the embarrassing uncle at the wedding who makes a complete twat of himself dancing to Agadoo.

 

[PINKIE]

He's like the embarrassing uncle at the wedding who makes a complete twat of himself dancing to Agadoo.

With you doing magic tricks alongside him.

 

[Libby]

He's like the embarrassing uncle at the wedding who makes a complete twat of himself dancing to Agadoo.

And shouts racial abuse at people after everyone realises he's pissed himself.

 

[Commachio]

Anybody listen to that cum guzzling gravel muncher, Shaun Dyche blathering on about diving.

The ****ing pale ginger freckled spacker

he said it wasn't about arsenal ffs.

 

[PINKIE]

he said it wasn't about arsenal ffs.

Love the username Luv

 

[Commachio]

Love the username Luv

you stoopid ****

 

[Hoddle is a god]

With you doing magic tricks alongside him.

Why the **** would I be performing magic tricks to the accompaniment of a pissed up uncle dancing badly to Agadoo?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Love the username Luv

It's Commie, you twat!

 

[Libby]

Love the username Luv

 

[PINKIE]

Why the **** would I be performing magic tricks to the accompaniment of a pissed up uncle dancing badly to Agadoo?

Same scene mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

And shouts racial abuse at people after everyone realises he's pissed himself.

Remember how I likened him to the nutter on the bus who gets his knob out, and then screams at other passengers to tell it the time?

When I called Skiddy a window licker, all hell broke out on this board.