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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. brb

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    Is he still banging on about this <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Im just saying if you ate a few soggy biscuits in school it's all jiggy mah niggy, nowadays you don't even need to be confused/ashamed about that **** cos it's illegal for anyone to call you names for it so Yeh girl power
     
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  3. Sucky

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    ^obviously never had good brain. <whistle>
     
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  4. Stan

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    Sexual conquests from the 70’s. It’s tragic.
     
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    That show used the freak the **** outta me.
    Mrs RCL used to follow me round the house saying "Dave, I wanna marry you Dave...you're mine Dave"...
    Used to creep the **** out of me...and my girls would ask why their mum was calling me Dave <laugh>
     
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  6. brb

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    i'd love his Mrs to read his stuff on here, it would be so funny imaging Fosse creeping back into his little box <laugh> #PervertedHusband
     
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  7. brb

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    Mrs...What's this about the muslim girl?

    Fosse...brb made it up

    Mrs...and the Jewish girl?

    Fosse...well....

    Mrs....and the Turkish girl?

    Fosse...I was just playing with the lads

    Mrs....and the Bronx?

    Fosse....you know what they are like on gayboy site

    Mrs...you need to see a therapist!
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Don’t forget the 80’s bird that he posted a pic of...

    Why have you kept a picture of this bird with the hairy minge Colin?
     
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  9. Sucky

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    The one that got away mate. We all have one.

    I don't cos I ain't a pussy
     
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  10. Stan

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    That’s because you were in the little house and then the big house bruv.
     
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    It’s very weird. I think he’s got issues with getting old.
     
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  12. brb

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    Normally by that age you have nothing to prove....especially if you've been settled down for 25 years....sounds like a mid-life crisis!
     
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  13. Sucky

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    <laugh>
    Before you do it I might aswell
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  14. Stan

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    <laugh>
     
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    Yeah you'd think so mate but some people can never step out of themselves and think critically about their own weaknesses and demons so they never grow, one of my best mates is just like this, top chap does no harm to nobody but his life reminds me of that Mr bean scene Where hes walking down the road oblivious to the total carnage he's left in his wake.

    With my mate, he's a slave of his ego, which makes him blindly competitive, and when I'm in a mischievous mood that **** can be very funny cos he's like clockwork <laugh>
     
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  16. brb

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    I've never seen the point in boasting unless it is to massage your own ego. What I did when I was young or even older is no one else's business. It's like most things in life as time passes you by, been there, done that and lucky to survive. I suppose some just want to live out their fantasies on the internet, then they wonder why they get ribbed. They genuinly cannot see you feel sorry for them, but hey a midlife crisis does funny things to a guys behaviour, if he has a fetish for a muslim blow job i'm sure Pete could arrange it for him <whistle>

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    I won't suck him off

    **** all y all
     
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    Office trolley.
     
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    Not if it's got a cock
     
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