I was never married mate, 15 odd years with her and a kid so as good as. Thanks though
Update for the lads....
Holy ****, this bird last night was ****ing insane, probably the best sex I've ever had and she was soooo fit. I'm ****ing hungover though, she's just gone and I'm struggling to get my head together. Her body tattoo... **** me that's in the **** bank forever. I'm definitely seeing this one again. Way surpassed my initial thoughts. Shes 44 and I kid you not, body like a 20 year old, gym freak.
Why didn't I listen to Spurlock all those years ago