I only mentioned spurly fingering tonight. What’s your excuse for the last two days you gimp. Ffs man if you’re going to play the guilt card get your **** together first.
I’d never get my arms round the fat **** mate. Plus I’m pretty certain he stinks of stale piss, so I’d end up gipping on his shoulder & I reckon that’d not be helpful.
He used to come onto the politics thread on the wind up. 9 times out of 10 he only succeeded in winding himself up. Then, cue hissy fit, followed by tearful meltdown. Trouble was he confused edgy with downright vile insults.