West Ham 0 - 2 Penaltypool


When you offer Doris and Ethel Sunday roast for £5 mate, it’s no wonder all the tables were taken.
There were quite a few family groups with all ages represented, from toddlers to grandparents.
I’m going to post some of the comments as soon as they are made available.
I can assure you that they will destroy you, Pix.

There were quite a few family groups with all ages represented, from toddlers to grandparents.
I’m going to post some of the comments as soon as they are made available.
I can assure you that they will destroy you, Pix.
There were quite a few family groups with all ages represented, from toddlers to grandparents.
I’m going to post some of the comments as soon as they are made available.
I can assure you that they will destroy you, Pix.
"I think the lead singer must have trapped his willy in his flies" Doris 90
"Thought that Glitter fella was inside?" Trevor 79
[HASHTAG]#AssuredlyDestroyed[/HASHTAG]

If that helps mate.
So how much was the Sunday Roast then ?
They don’t cook food on gig nights.
There’s a very decent fish and chip shop just up the road that I can highly recommend, if you’re hungry, Pix.
They don’t cook food on gig nights.
There’s a very decent fish and chip shop just up the road that I can highly recommend, if you’re hungry, Pix.

You said it was a lunchtime gig.
So not the Harvester then?They don’t cook food on gig nights.
There’s a very decent fish and chip shop just up the road that I can highly recommend, if you’re hungry, Pix.
The gig kicked off at 3:30pm.
Not sure you’d call that lunchtime.
The Legion Swanage is a major gig venue. They don’t serve cooked meals on gig days.
Come on made, just fess up. Doris flicked her mashed swede at you when she heard that Slade number didn’t she ?
The Hammers are a bit like us in that they are capable of putting in a performance against the 'big teams' ... unfortunately, and also like us, they are vulnerable to going a goal down rather quickly in games ... if they should score first tonight then I think 'Pool will be in for a tough evening ... if they go behind early, might end up a cricket score
... not sure Mo Salah will play ... might still be in Ben Chilwell's pocket from midweek ... something seemed to be slowing Ben down yesterday ... might explain it![]()
Come on mate, just fess up. Doris flicked her mashed swede at you when she heard that Slade number didn’t she ?
We don’t cover glam rock.

The Legion Swanage is a very well known and supported gig, with a fantastic sound stage.
It was standing room only (all tables were taken well in advance of our starting).
At the end of the gig, punters are required to leave comments and they are used as the basis on which the committee decides to get you back or not. I’m told that the comments are published. I’ve seen some of them already.
Needless to say, we’ve already been informed that we’ll be booked again.
