Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

It will make the 0-0 draw more hilarious.

 

You nasty little man.

 

We've got no strikers either mate. 0-0 all over it.

 

Every Jewish non-Spurs fan ****ing hates Spurs but it would be hilarious if they rocked up with the under-14 team and got a result.

 

If Higuain signs, would he be eligible to play?

 

It wouldn't surprise me at all tbf.

 

Chelsea don’t look convincing at all, if we weren’t so depleted I’d have fancied us to go there and get a good result but I just can’t see where the goals are gonna come from at the moment against a good side. Alli loves a goal against them so his injury has come at the perfect moment...

 

Don't know mate. I've heard he would be but not totally sure.

 

I'm one of his subscribers, I get alerts when he posts a video.

 

Spurs looking at Andy Carroll to solve their striker crisis. I called this. Donkey boy to the rescue.

 

Just read that this morning too. Surely it’s complete rubbish he is always injured.

 

Critically though, he’s not injured now and all of the Spurs players are.

 

Imagine the absolute bantz if he got the winner at Chelsea.

 

Desperate times but we need him to complete our Injured XI

 

You’ve got a generous run of league games coming up, otherwise it could have been whippin season. Shame!

 

Max Horwood: We've got Ole at the wheel!
(Tweet to BBC Football Live)

I wonder if those words, uttered so joyously at the moment, will ring like a curse, next season?

 

The fear.

 

I would love bantz with you lot but I'm banned for some reason. Still don't know why.

 

If there could be assurances over his fitness I'd take him at £2m. Handful when he's fully fit and is more mobile than Llorente (not that that's hard).

Although maybe the desperation is creaking in, I can no longer tell these days.

 

It would be very funny if you signed him.