Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Sky taking some #matthburn

 

Metth is kicking ass and taking names......

 

Let’s not judge Klopp too harshly lads, he gives great hugs and has some nice teeth, now that his own teeth have all fallen out.

 

Former Metth addict ?

 

At least as good as Joe Hart

Joe Hart: 4 clean sheets, 77 saves
David De Gea: 4 clean sheets, 80 saves

 

Don't think so.

I've given up wumming.

 

Lukaku goal or assist every 163 mins
Mane goal or assist every 190 mins

And Lukaku is a fat donkey

 

So true, Bruv!

Little Ollie is quickly acquiring a Christ-like status among the plastics. They don't seem to know that it has nothing to do with him.

All it will take is for Little Ollie to upset Pogba, and it will be all over for him and the club, again.

And the problem for Little Ollie is that he won't have a clue what or why it happened. One day, he will say or do something that Pogba, or one of Pogba's mates don't like, and that will be it.

All over.

Next thing Little Ollie will know is he's out the door, and having the piss ripped out of him on Instagram.

 

Yes, something does seem to have upset him.

He's buzzing around like an angry wasp.

 

I compared a #midtable goalkeeper with a #midtable goalkeeper

You compared a £90m striker with a £34m winger

 

Ok.

Anthony Martial £36m mid table winger - goal or assist every 156 mins

Mane £34m top of the table winger - goal or assist every 190 mins.

 

Congratulations on proving that the reason for your massive under-performance (2nd most expensive squad in history) is not Anthony Martial

TBF #worldclass manager Jose Mourinho couldn't appreciate that so you're one up on him

 

Yeah it didn’t really work that example given Martial is far superior to Mane.

You can continue to bang Alisson’s drum all you like mate, a poll is a poll and De Gea wiped the floor with the rest combined <clicksheels>

 

I'm very happy for the rest of the world to continue thinking that De Gea and Kepa are better keepers than Alisson while we sit top of the table and they sit 4th and 6th

TBH we each have the best keeper for our needs

You have no defence and need a #worldclass shot-stopper

We never concede shots so need a #worldclass distributer

 

I’m happy for you mate, truly.

He’s definitely the 2nd best in the league.

 

No he didn't, take a look at the league position they finished in that season it was 7th.

 

Fighting a losing battle. Astro is only out when the sun is shining. When liverpool #bottle it like every other season astro is nowhere to be seen

 

Has Astro ever been seen on the PL board before this season?

#plastic

 

For some reason rival fans stopped coming to our board this season

Even @Diego barely turns up these days

 

You used to moan like a little girl who’d lost her doll about “outsiders” posting on the Liverpool board! You probably bored them away!