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Who has qualified for the last 16?
12 down, four to go
Through: Ajax, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus, Manchester City, Manchester United, Porto, Real Madrid, Roma, Schalke
BBC Football Live


Looking at that list, you've got to admit that all of the teams left in it must be licking their lips at the prospect of drawing United.
 
I'm going to love listening to TalkSport tomorrow.

Mickey Dim is going to be distraught.
 
BOOM!

Matth is destroyed by the simplest of putdowns!

Drop the mic and strut off stage, Sucky! You've earned that right, along with a few of us, my son!

You couldn't destroy Matth, Quents ... even if he was made of candyfloss... he's got mates that are wasps whereas yours are either grannies or pussies ... he has rucks with builders whilst you offer outdoor pie eating challenges to Vegans ... he owns your soul ... he is Deonte Wildmath whereas you are merely Tiresome Fury ... live with it ... move on ... know your place in the Not606 pecking order ... just above amoeba in a taxonomy that inevitably ends with pond slime ... or GC as we call it <cheers>
 
As explained earlier bro. This win gets your hopes up, before you go all Spursy and crash out <ok>
Have you forgotten Spurlocks Theorem - you can’t bottle it if you have never been leading.

This is what’s known as The Heroic Reverse Bottle - you bottle it first and then when the pressure is off, put in a challenge that just fails at the end.

If you are an Arsenal fan you must be familiar with it - you used to do it every year in the last 16 against Bayern Munich.
 
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I don't listen to that ****e but yes worried. Beat Napoli by 2 at home isn't an easy task they've been very good and Ancelotti is no mug.
We have a chance and will be up for it but who knows.

If you're on song...you can get the result you need but for me...you don't seem to be as free flowing as I've come to expect...that front 3 is not ticking. Napoli are no mugs they are top of the pile with a game to go after all...and I agree with Klopp...it's going to have to be a magical Anfield crowd to lift the players or I think you could be out as I can see them scoring at least 1.
 
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There’s a nervousness and hesitation in ‘Pool’s playing, at the moment. I think their players arrogantly expected Spurs to be a lot further behind them than we are, at this stage.

It’s going to be too much for me, if ‘Pool, having been above us for most of the season, finish below us, yet again!

I have made enquires at the cock clinic, to see whether or not I can book a bed now, Bruv.
 
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There’s a nervousness and hesitation in ‘Pool’s playing, at the moment. I think their players arrogantly expected Spurs to be a lot further behind them than we are, at this stage.

It’s going to be too much for me, if ‘Pool, having been above us for most of the season, finish below us, yet again!

I have made enquires at the cock clinic, to see whether or not I can book a bed now, Bruv.

Make that 2 beds, fam.
 
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