Forgot it was on. Just stuck it on with a wicket to go. Would be nice if he got it. How **** are West Indies to fold like this twice?
He's doing fine, although I'd rather him not shut the country down for a football match (if we win). Suppose he could bring the bank holiday forward, but people would have already planned that in, so can't really.
No one is getting up early when we win. The country will just grind to a halt. Every major road will have a bloke shoving a flare up his arse. It’ll be the end of days. I’ll be in Hungary.