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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Those ****s banned me real quick
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    Yeah I can imagine me banning you because you're a raving lunatic, but I got use to you now, you've become part the furniture.
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    The only board that didn't give me a chance was unsurprisingly the Sunderland board...the strange thing about that was that I only went on to offer my most sincere condolences when their dell takeover collapsed.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Tasunka Witko to you, knobhead <laugh>

    ... but Lakota (sioux - and other native american tribe) names were often misinterpreted or lost a bit in translation... hence Tatanka Iyotake, which I suspect you are referring to, got translated as 'Sitting Bull' by white men - a more accurate translation would be "the bull (buffalo) that resides permanently amongst us" <cheers>
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The karsi?
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    You're a very strange man fosse.
     
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  7. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I would hate to be anything else ... <laugh>
     
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  9. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    TBF, now he has stopped constantly trying to impress us that he is some sex god, which was bloody tedious, he’s still strange but bearable <laugh>
     
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  10. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    The only Tatanka I know is this one......

    please log in to view this image


    actually met him once, he came to Bletchley Leisure centre with the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith and he spoke to a bunch of us kids after.
    We went for a Kebab in Sunats after. Was weird watching Tatanka eating a donor kebab.
    I remember my brother ran into the Kebab house with him and starting chanting "YE YE YE YE YEEEE YEEEE YEEEE"
    Cringe as **** moment.
     
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  11. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    What in the world of Jesus
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Can't help being a sex god mate - although could well be contemplating retirement ...



    ... provided I get a testimonial with Rachel Weisz, Emily Blunt, Anne Hathaway, Selma Hayek and Sydney Sweeney ...<whistle>

    Note: ... none of those skinny, silicon enhanced, waifs that @Bodinki seems to favour <laugh>
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <doh> I despair ....

    .....:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  14. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Looks at my sig...Skinny waifs?
    Charisma Carpenter's rack is 100% natural my man!

    EDIT:
    Hang on, you mention Rachel Weisz then talk to me about skinny waifs?
    Chicks 80lb when she is wet and wearing boots!!
    Same with Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway.
    Salma and Sweeney are buxom, but the rest?
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Watched Anne Hathaway in a film the other day where she has an affair with a younger bloke. She’s banging.
     
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  16. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Oh I wid.
    Just saying, she is far more waifish than most of the women I have "promoted" shall we say, over the years.
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    She’ll be delighted.
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Casually chucking an Easy E line in there. Respect
     
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  19. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Damn E, they tried to fade you on Dre Day.
    But Dre day only make Eazy's pay day
    All of a sudden Dr Dre is tha G Thang
    But on his old album covers he was a she thang

    <ok>
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Gonna whack that on now and piss the neighbours off.
     
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