Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Headers and any attempt that lands within the boundaries of the goal count as shots on target G.

 

And there you have it. I thank you.

 

Only in that context T, when you read that Matic rose above a static defence and headed in a great shot doesn't really work does it?

 

More than you you Chavvy pedantic bellend

'Shots on goal' don't include headers

13 years of watching football, I expect better even from a miserable **** like you

 

Doesn't really matter what part of your body you hit it with, if it's a goal-ward attempt it's a shot on target.

 

Shot, ****, shut up.

 

Goal attempts.

 

I'm seeing the good job Chalobah is doing at the moment. I still have no idea why we didn't give him more of an opportunity.

 

He said it in that ****ing context

 

Everyone on 606 knows Mr Marks is pinchy salty when it comes to football talk

But you hang onto his handbag for dear life you miserable Russian gangster lover

 

Ha, you seem to be cuddling up to HIAG a lot these days. What's up, Sky dumped you?

 

Forget what Liverpool can do up top, they are a mess at the back.

(BBC Match-Day commentary)

Ouch!

 

Where's your hidden microphone?

 

I do

Because you are Chelsea

 

Salad did well there.

 

Aw never mind, wannabe plastic gangsta boy.

 

Come on, Stan!

Surely you want to lay into Bluey for being a bell-end on this issue?

You of all people.

 

Salads come on leaps and bounds....fair play to him.

 

Boooooo

I can do better than that

My cock is bigger than yours

 

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