Stick to sucking dick mate...no one can argue with your expertise in that field.
Disappointing http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43701400
Sports Minister has got no balls (literally and metaphorically)
**** me kane is a saddo and the spuds indulging in him.
Has anyone ever appealed to ruling body in order to get given a goal
Not even it's all about me Ronaldo has ever gone that far
WHO IS HE?
He is the former Premier League footballer behind four anonymous books which give behind the scenes insight into the game.
But the self-styled Secret Footballer says people are desperate to "out him".
He admits he would even quite like to do it himself - but the fear of legal action and bankruptcy are the things keeping the Secret Footballer's identity a secret.
Speaking on BBC Radio 5 live's At Home With Colin Murray, he discusses the time he tried to be hit by lightning, and breaking his five-year abstinence to share a drink with famous chef Keith Floyd.
I look at it like this, Bob, it's this kind of hunger for a goal that has made him Golden Boot winner for the last 2 years and why he is coveted by the top clubs in the world.
Oh and hit his shoulder so he has a right to claim it
That happened to me once in a shopping centre rumble. My mate sparked out some lad who was giving it the mouth and he hit my shoulder as he went down so I claimed the KO.
I would have done the same tbh

WHO IS HE?
He is the former Premier League footballer behind four anonymous books which give behind the scenes insight into the game.
But the self-styled Secret Footballer says people are desperate to "out him".
He admits he would even quite like to do it himself - but the fear of legal action and bankruptcy are the things keeping the Secret Footballer's identity a secret.
Speaking on BBC Radio 5 live's At Home With Colin Murray, he discusses the time he tried to be hit by lightning, and breaking his five-year abstinence to share a drink with famous chef Keith Floyd.
Dave Kitson.
I've heard that before, but no concrete eveidence?
It's Dave Kitson, isn't it?WHO IS HE?
He is the former Premier League footballer behind four anonymous books which give behind the scenes insight into the game.
But the self-styled Secret Footballer says people are desperate to "out him".
He admits he would even quite like to do it himself - but the fear of legal action and bankruptcy are the things keeping the Secret Footballer's identity a secret.
Speaking on BBC Radio 5 live's At Home With Colin Murray, he discusses the time he tried to be hit by lightning, and breaking his five-year abstinence to share a drink with famous chef Keith Floyd.
I've heard that before, but no concrete eveidence?
I look at it like this, Bob, it's this kind of hunger for a goal that has made him Golden Boot winner for the last 2 years and why he is coveted by the top clubs in the world.
Oh and it hit his shoulder, so he has a right to claim it, goals are his bread and butter
