Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Have you ever wondered why this supposed anti Spud bandwagon exsists? The lads from across the boards, Foxes, Hammers, Champions, Arsenal, United, Pool, Soton & Everton laugh at you because despite flattering to deceive and constantly falling short for 58 years you are the most fragile and self persecuted bunch of tosser son here.

The reality is you lot need to take testosterone and grow a pair collectively then perhaps you won’t be the laughing stock of this forum. Another suggestion would be don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.

 

I’ve always been bad Les.

 

Nah I leave special needs to you bro.

 

Favourites for the whole thing... don't go bottling it now

 

The only prescient thing he has written is he is leaving.

 

You're still smarting from that time when our Enforcer put Costa back to bed, aren't you, Skiddy?

 

...at everything.

Yes, I absolutely agree with you, Skids.

 

We may well bottle it, Tel.

That's footy.

If we do, at least we won't have any of our fans posting up a blog to slate our team and our manager.

We love Poch, us Yids.

And as regards the players, yes sometimes they do err, but us Yids understand that these lads are not robots.

I think us Yids are the most loyal supporters in the Prem, and I think we have proven that, over the years.

 

You surely mean when Dembollocks had Costa by the throat in the tunnel? You do have a vivid imagination for a solicitor Les.

 

Empty vessels make the most noise!

 

... have you put a spell on me Minerva? ...

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Nice hat

 

I fookin' knew it

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Guess what HIAG and 'the boys' are releasing as a cover? ... although rumour has it the words might get changed to "See My Dele Dive"

You can see why it might appeal mind

 

It would be in the wrong key like all the others.

 

My musical genius has utterly crushed you, hasn't it, Skiddy?

I never wanted you to find out about it, but you had to go and open Pandora's box.

I bet it killed you listening to me burn that fretboard, yeah? The bitterness is seeping from every pore of your being. It is a wonderful thing to behold.

 

He's dealing with it really badly...at least he's not copy n pasting paragraphs from Wikipedia just to prove you wrong, like he was doing yesterday, with me.

 

No point in him trying that **** with me, Bredrin. He won't know what to look for, let alone recognise or understand it when he finds it.

 

Some Manchester United players believe 22-year-old Shaw, who has been capped seven times by England, is being "bullied" by manager Jose Mourinho after being singled out for criticism following the Brighton game.
(Telegraph)

Mourhino is poison to any young player.

Lets get him in at the Lane, and under Poch's watchful gaze, and I think we can turn him into the player that we all suspect he can be.

What do you lads think?

 

As many as 10 Manchester United first-team players - including 36-year-old former England midfielder Michael Carrick, who is retiring, out-of-contract Belgium midfielder Marouane Fellaini, 30, and ex-Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 36 - could leave Old Trafford this summer. (Express)

Sinking ship?