What you've got to realise is that Donga, like a lot of cray cray Livpl fans, has a list he goes down with attack strategies for each club, completely unrelated to what's actually going on, on the pitch.
So with Leicester he'll have gone through 1) Net Spend

<---- always 1st(cross against that), 2), Dubious earnings of owners (cross to that), 3) Income to Wage ratio (3 hours of calculus later TICK) attack attack attack!
If he'd got to 8) it would've been player inside leg measurements... so be grateful
EDIT: And right on cue, see Milk's quote above for Number 2)