Right then, clown school matchday sweepstakes. Options for this fixture are:
- Bowyer v Dyer style fight between two of our players.
- Kinsky comes to punch a cross, misses the ball and knocks Porro unconscious.
- Romero sent off for spitting at the referee, banned for 8 games.
- Richarlison realise halfway through the second half that his boots are on the wrong feet.
- A naked bloke streaks across the pitch, showing better movement than Gallagher.
Get your bets in.
Spurs lose
West Ham win
Arsenal win the league cup
Happy Sunday
