General Election 8th June

Schools eh

 

A guy I work with says I'm the only person he knows who doesn't like Peter Kay car share. To be fair I haven't watched it but I'm guessing it's pish. Thoughts?

 

Terrible

Pishflaps

 

Better or worse than Phoenix nights?

 

Worse

Phoenix nights had its moments


But car share is utter drivel

 

Phoenix Nights was one of the best sitcoms ever. The bird in Car Share was in that and also briefly in League of Gentlemen but hadn't done much since. I wonder if Peter Kay came up with the idea of Car Share just to give his old mate some work. It's OK but not anything to shout about.

 

Even a thick **** such as yourself surely realises that there isn't much to do in greenhouses in Scotland come the winter months.

My labouring work was temporary until the growing season started again, you know, when the sun and heat comes back.

As for the driving post - I can drive perfectly fine. I stayed in Shetland for 2 years, I was driving defenders about fields before you touched your first drop of buckie. I also used to drive council vans illegally for 2 years under the threat of losing my job otherwise, up until being stopped and banned for driving without license and insurance. You were right about one thing though. I will never receive financing for a lease motor - I went bankrupt a few years ago after bumping every payday loansharking poverty targeting company going. Still doesn't change the fact I'd never ****ing lease a golf gti anyway, not when I could probably pick one up for a couple ton no bother - not that I would - GTI drivers are just the modern reincarnations of 90's mini drivers - they're dicks.

The point I'm making here is that you put way too much value into the most ridiculously stupid things - driving a leased GTI (then boasting about it ), mortgaging a house. Myself on the other hand, I pay next to **** all on rent (£425/m) on a 3 bedroom house with front and back garden, up and downstairs toilets with a large kitchen and a dining room (well, my gym now).

I earn enough money to live a decent life. I enjoy my work and if I wanted a driving license I could go organise it by the end of the month and pass with flying colours. As you mentioned earlier though, I live in Perth. A quick look on google maps will show you that there is literally nowhere thats any longer that 30 minutes walking distance in Perth. What the **** do I need a car for.

EDGE and Pud have a good few advantages over me, career wise and monetary wise, I know that to be a fact - but to think you do? Delusional. I know what cad monkeys make, I've known plenty of them and while I may be scum, at this moment in time, it suits me just fine. I'm quite content, trust me.

Now are you going to leave me in peace or are you going to keep rattling out ****e, either way I'm bored and said all I'm gonna say so fire in. I've already styled you here today. Going any further would just be bullying you.

 

TL;DR

 

Phoenix nights was top quality.

 

I rent oot an 8 story gaff for 5 and a half ton a month.

Have a Christmas Tree and everything in the 'laundry room.

 

Getting meaty on this thread.

 

"At the tax payers expense " I might add.

I also have an upstairs and downstairs toilet MD , the upstairs one I call the bathroom the downstairs one has a Bosch tumble dryer and washer that is not leased.
I also have a shed .

 

You could get a mortgage at 450 pm for what u have...**** you could've owned it by now...

Priorities i guess

 

He can't get credit you ****ing dunce.

 

Yeah he prioritised being a schemey

I was trying to be polite you prick

 

I have a shed ...

 

I have a keter shed

 

Nice

Mine is tongue n groove