Match Day Thread General commentary and opinions

It's his mum I feel sorry for having to clear up after him, all those tissues yuk

 

It's great that you Gooners gain comfort in imagining me as a pathetic loser, eating TV dinners at my mother's house and pissing into a blanket. Particularly as the truth would, undoubtedly, cause you a great deal of anguish.

 

I don't think you understand the meaning of truth HIAG with your outlandish claims on here.
Claiming that you are a Lawyer is a particularly amusing one.
Are you still peddling that fantasy ?

 

Hey, don't shoot the messenger ! It wasn't any Gooner that revealed your disgusting habits, it was a well informed Scouser that told us all about your Cheetos habit. Also he said you pissed into a bucket, but you're now saying that you piss into a blanket You filthy ****er HIAG

 

If only you knew, PESKIE!

 

You are the worst fake Lawyer ever. You could have at least made your job sound plausible:

Hamburger packaging technician or fried potato dispenser, for example

 

LOL!