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My hairs like a birds nest at present and I'm desperate for a cut...I will let our lass loose with the shears sometime this week..
 
get my hair cut when needed, probable no less than every3 or 4 weeks. normally grade 2 down the sides and back and leave my hair long on the top, usually a grade 4.
 
Any tree surgeons on here?

Or anybody go any idea how much it would cost to cut down a couple of trees, roughly 50ft high each.