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Stupid terms and phrases.

Just looking at Nostalgics thread title. Keep an eye out for Horden.

Keep an eye out? Well unless you have a glass one, it would be pretty ****ing difficult to do.

Any more?
 
<laugh>. Just been out for a tab. Some daft twat in the pool with some slapper. He's trying to be all romantic and looks like he's gagging fora shag.

Little does he realise the noisy little russian kids will be doing bombs and hoying themselves down the slide in the next 10 minutes. Like they do everyday after school.

His peace destroyed and stonker will die.<laugh>
 
<laugh>. I called it correcly. About a dozen kids all doing their best belly flops and john smiths bombs.

Horny man and the slapper have vacated the area.
 
When challenged to a fight in the pub always say: "Finish your beer off mate - I'll be coming back for mine"!
"Go and plait your s hit"!
"Sticks out like dogs balls"!
"Shore shout"!
"Wouldn't shout if a shark bit 'im"!
"Noppaird" (Not bad)
 
Don't do anything that I wouldn't do !
You'll catch your death !
Always trust your conscience !
That really gets my goat !
What's good for the goose is good for the gander !
She'll flip her lid !

All bollocks <laugh>

p.s. **** off with the single entries, too <nahnah>
 
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Gordon Armstrong said:
Don't do anything that I wouldn't do !
You'll catch your death !
Always trust your conscience !
That really gets my goat !
What's good for the goose is good for the gander !
She'll flip her lid !

All bollocks <laugh>

p.s. **** off with the single entries, too <nahnah>
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Dont mention goats ffs
 
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Ha. Im outta beer. Which means ive gotta walk to 7-11 in the next street.

Fun and games. Walking past a 100 mingers with their rats nearly hanging out.

Ffs.

Guess its now or never.
 
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