Aye, it's a totally ****ed up place mate.
You have to have been there & amongst them to understand them.
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You have to have been there & amongst them to understand them.
By god are my ****ing haemorrhoids bad today.
Got an arsehole like a crabs ****.
Feels like a ****ing angle grinder has been used on it.
And my 4skin is as tight as a goldfishes anus.
Can't even wash properly.
Got an arsehole like a crabs ****.
Feels like a ****ing angle grinder has been used on it.
And my 4skin is as tight as a goldfishes anus.
Can't even wash properly.
And, we're back to normal
Someone suggested that the site had reverted back to what it was before it was Not606 which makes sense because I noticed the threads on the home page were old. Pretty weird.
No idea mate. I didn't think it was a betting site though.
Anyway, normal service is resumed for us to bemoan our lot!
Beggers believeDWP health assessments was on the radio yesterday.
A claimant was asked by an assessor how & when did he catch Downs Syndrome.
ARE THESE ****S FOR REAL?
How Do they get the job
In the first place
It’s sad but that’s our government
For you
Indeed.
They asked me how I got epilepsy.
I told the woman I caught it off a lass I shagged.
****ing DWP. What a bunch of ****s they are.
Ignorant bastards of the highest order.
The last three races I've seen her in she's taken someone out illegally but then come a cropper herself immediately afterwards, and given a cringeworthy interview afterwards where she's crying and refusing to accept any blame for what she did.
Me and my wife were saying that when she was at school she would have been the kid that bullied other kids until she gets punched back at which point she starts sobbing and runs to teacher to grass them up.
Seems like it to me, all crocodile tears to get sympathy after she's just tried to cheat. Pisses me off too that the BBC presenters all try to spin it like she didn't do anything wrong even though the judges at the games hit her with penalties for fouling.
I've found myself really getting behind the British athletes in these games even if it's a bronze in some obscure event but I always want Christie to fall flat on her face and she never lets me down.
I found it interesting too that when my wife and I saw the short highlight it looked like the skater behind her stacked it and took Christie out and yet officially Christie was disqualified and the other racer progressed to the final (and won silver). As someone who knows very little about the event it does strongly suggest that Christie was at fault!
Christie once again crashes out and later gets disqualified for an unsafe manoeuvre. She really is a ****wit.
Afterwards she says that she has no idea what the yellow card was for unless it was for her own safety...delusion levels previously unheard of, and the BBC again try to spin it like she's a national hero with terrible luck. There's a reason why this is her Olympic record, and it's not bad luck
Sochi 2014
500m - Disqualified
1000m - Disqualified
15000m - Disqualified
Pyeongchang 2018
500m - Crashes
1000m - Disqualified
1500m - Crashes
Afterwards she says that she has no idea what the yellow card was for unless it was for her own safety...delusion levels previously unheard of, and the BBC again try to spin it like she's a national hero with terrible luck. There's a reason why this is her Olympic record, and it's not bad luck
Sochi 2014
500m - Disqualified
1000m - Disqualified
15000m - Disqualified
Pyeongchang 2018
500m - Crashes
1000m - Disqualified
1500m - Crashes
Watched a film called Get Out tonight which I'd recommend for any horror fans sick of the same old same old haunted house ****e that gets churned out. The best way I could describe it without giving much away is that it's a modern take on Rosemary's Baby with a dark sense of humour.