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[MrRAWhite]

Why did John Lennon ask people not to eat sprouts at Christmas?

Because he wanted to give peas a chance!

Sorry!!!

 

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[Nacho]

Good boxing match on Sky now, Nigel Benn's son Conor against some French guy, two knockdowns in the first minute and it hasn't let up since.

 

[Nacho]

Next fight was a Sunderland lad called Josh Kelly, I think I'd have beaten the other guy if I could have got hold of him but Kelly did look good, fast and economical.

 

[MrRAWhite]

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[Makemstine Roger]

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no its so the force of the water wont knock the diving mask off,any other way than backwards will do that

 

[rooch 3]

no its so the force of the water wont knock the diving mask off,any other way than backwards will do that

Something tells me you didn't read that properly

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Something tells me you didn't read that properly

something tells me iv'e caught one, just didn't think it would take that long

 

[Billy Death]

How does a test tube baby have a luxurious pregnancy?



















It has a womb with a view.

 

[Vincemac]

David Moyes: West Ham boss says 'I can do any job in the world
Can he
Bit of a dick if you ask me

 

[Nacho]

David Moyes: West Ham boss says 'I can do any job in the world
Can he
Bit of a dick if you ask me

Found it funny that in the next paragraph of the article it says this:

Moyes, 54, is rebuilding his reputation after unsuccessful spells in charge of Manchester United, Real Sociedad and Sunderland.

Any job...as long as it's not United, Sociedad or Sunderland.

 

[Vincemac]

Found it funny that in the next paragraph of the article it says this:

Moyes, 54, is rebuilding his reputation after unsuccessful spells in charge of Manchester United, Real Sociedad and Sunderland.

Any job...as long as it's not United, Sociedad or Sunderland.

Yeh maybe include whu in next statement

 

[Nacho]

Yeh maybe include whu in next statement

Aye couple of wins and he thinks he's Billy big bollocks, can't believe how full of it he is considering his well documented failures. They're only just out of the relegation zone, the season's not over yet.

 

[Hefty fullback]

Billy big bollocks

 

[Billy Death]

David Moyes: West Ham boss says 'I can do any job in the world
Can he
Bit of a dick if you ask me

ANY JOB IN THE WORLD?
Can he change car tyres/
Lay bricks.
Build a drystone wall.
Re-wire a house.
You see what I'm getting at?
I've no animosity towards the bloke.
He came here, tried but ultimately failed.
He's had a canny start with the Hammers & good luck to him but that statement is an outrageous claim.

 

[Billy Death]

Aye couple of wins and he thinks he's Billy big bollocks, can't believe how full of it he is considering his well documented failures. They're only just out of the relegation zone, the season's not over yet.

Leave my bollocks out of it you!
They're like a couple of plums & the same colour.

 

[Nacho]

Leave my bollocks out of it you!
They're like a couple of plums & the same colour.

Sorry mate I swore an oath to never stop talking about your balls and I'm not stopping now.

 

[Billy Death]

Sorry mate I swore an oath to never stop talking about your balls and I'm not stopping now.

Aye, feel free mate.
Fire away.