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[Commachio]

Gayist is better than gayest Comm

How was the south side of the river? You obviously managed to get back north of it somehow!

Barnes was canny quiet really. But after about a dozen guiness it made nee difference.

Barely remember the taxi.

 

[Burly Hurley]

Barnes was canny quiet really. But after about a dozen guiness it made nee difference.

Barely remember the taxi.

Canny pub the Barnes.

Failed my O levels and A levels there.

 

[Commachio]

Canny pub the Barnes.

Failed my O levels and A levels there.

Been yonks since i was last there. Not a bad place.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

That's why I'm always nice to people

coughs in an { it wasnt me guv honest] TONE, does it for me, i believe you, millions wouldnt, but hey Mr Tel mr honesty personified, Just having a laugh mate

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Gayist is better than gayest Comm

How was the south side of the river? You obviously managed to get back north of it somehow!

nah he is still in Hendon failed the immigration test to get back in

 

[Burly Hurley]

nah he is still in Hendon failed the immigration test to get back in

Spilled me beer!

 

[mackemwelder]

Mortal on guiness. Lost a whole morning.

I'd be over the moon if I only lost mornings, I've lost days before ya tart

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Martin McGuinness dead, @Billy the Bastard isn't that one of your two most hated?

 

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Martin McGuinness dead, @Billy the Bastard isn't that one of your two most hated?

I know it can be a touchy subject but started a thread prior to reading this mate.

 

[Billy Death]

Martin McGuinness dead, @Billy the Bastard isn't that one of your two most hated?

Gerrin. Murderous **** has finally got his comeuppance.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Gerrin. Murderous **** has finally got his comeuppance.

Didn't like him then Bill?

 

[Billy Death]

Didn't like him then Bill?

Didn't suffer enough imo.
He should have been injected with the rabies virus & made to watch videos of running water all day with his eyelids pinned open whilst being subjected to white noise.
Can't wait for the bar to open - I'm off to celebrate the fenian ****s passing.
I've already pissed on Bobby Sands grave up at old Milltown.
I'd like to do the same with his.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Didn't suffer enough imo.
He should have been injected with the rabies virus & made to watch videos of running water all day with his eyelids pinned open whilst being subjected to white noise.
Can't wait for the bar to open - I'm off to celebrate the fenian ****s passing.
I've already pissed on Bobby Sands grave up at old Milltown.
I'd like to do the same with his.

No word of a lie, whilst driving into town this morning I was thinking what you would be hoping happened to him. I settled with "I hope he's in hell getting his arsehole stretched by a red hot iron poker".

 

[Billy Death]

No word of a lie, whilst driving into town this morning I was thinking what you would be hoping happened to him. I settled with "I hope he's in hell getting his arsehole stretched by a red hot iron poker".

That's very kind of you mate.
Thinking of me at a time like this.
PMSL.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

That's very kind of you mate.
Thinking of me at a time like this.
PMSL.

I'll have a couple of brewski's in your name tonight pal.

Nobody should celebrate alone.

 

[Billy Death]

I'll have a couple of brewski's in your name tonight pal.

Nobody should celebrate alone.

Cheers bud.
There's a few ex army lads get in the bar although most of them are in their 70's.
Still, I don't expect much sympathy for old Marty.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Cheers bud.
There's a few ex army lads get in the bar although most of them are in their 70's.
Still, I don't expect much sympathy for old Marty.

It's a very strange case, I don't really know the ins and outs of it all but I get the main part.

That arseflap George Galloway was on TV this morning, saying how lovely the guy was, so he must have been a right ****.

 

[Billy Death]

It's a very strange case, I don't really know the ins and outs of it all but I get the main part.

That arseflap George Galloway was on TV this morning, saying how lovely the guy was, so he must have been a right ****.

He was a right ****.
Had hundreds put to death but didn't have the balls to do it himself.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

He was a right ****.
Had hundreds put to death but didn't have the balls to do it himself.

What do you mean 'put to death' mate... Like in a Hitler way?

 

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What do you mean 'put to death' mate... Like in a Hitler way?

Probably just gave the name of someone and the hit was taken out on them?