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****ing champion

 

Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.

 

I hate car boot sales.

Loaded the car with heaps of crap. Off they went, Mrs B and her mother.
Later - unloaded heaps of crap.

 

Na I heard it was England shirts

 

You do realise that if you ever meet up with the rest of us on here, everyone's going to be bloody gutted you don't look like your avatar!

 

I'm normally clean shaven but I've grown some stubble lately and there's a smattering of white hairs in my beard. Is it time to start buying Worthers Originals?

 

Worthers will tell you when you've reached the age limit mate.

They have their standards to maintain as well!

 

For the so called superior beings on this planet, the stupidity of humans is quite baffling.

Who the hell goes swimming in croc infested areas at night.

Its supper time.


http://news.sky.com/story/1704045/crocodile-snatches-woman-during-night-swim

 

I look more like my avatar than you do yours!






I hope.

 

There's not much difference when I'm horizontal!

 

Where are Diddles. Sid. Rooch etc?

Gone walkabout.

 

Anyone remember the old poster Argus?

 

Corn beef pie followed by chocolate cake, both made by Mrs B.
Once again, I am a pig.

 

Corned?

Ho ho ho. Green giant.

 

Last glass. Then i'll gan and do the euro sweepstake

 

Rooch posts now and again.

Sid barely posts.

Diddles has done a midnight flip on us, bloody bastard.

 

Just get on with it yer lazy ****.

 

In a minute man. Ive nee idea which ****ing teams are in it yet

 

Regretting offering to be the organiser now aren't ya!

 

I thought there was only 16 teams

Ffs 24.