There's much sand around here too, and i believe i did see the fabled sun once. Trouble is this time of year it's full of fecking holiday tourists.
Now there's a conundrum, is uncommon decency enough?, or can it only be insults, slander and a good bout of piss taking? Personally i would say the latter.
So we're really more of a common un-decent bunch then? Well i am anyway, and i'm fiercely proud to be so. The old saying of "you learn something new everyday" never rang truer than now.