Don't get me started on "Don't Stop Me Now" ! The song's lyrics could have been written by Nicki Minaj they are so bad. I am submitting the following as evidence :
I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva
So which is it ? Is he a "shooting star" like a "tiger defying the laws of gravity" ??? , is he a "racing car" like good ol' naked Coventry City fan Lady Godiva ?
Does any of this make any sense ??
I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
So here he's "burnin' through the sky" at what appears to be 200 degrees (Fahrenheit) which equates to just over 93 Celsius - not hot enough to boil an egg !
Yet he's "travelling at the speed of light" but wants to make a "supersonic man out of you" - that's right he's going at the speed of light (299,792 kilometres per second) whereas he's gonna make "you" go through the sound barrier (approx 1235 kilometres per hour) - distinctly unimpressive.
I'm not going to go through the next few verses where the claim is that he's a rocket ship, satellite and sex machine.
However it does appear that he's "having a ball".........
I rest....