Basic hygiene is a very important thing to worry about. I wouldn't be able to get in the mood with a woman that smelled awful.
Well yeah, but thats not what you said. You didn't say anything about hygiene or smell, you said her hair looked greasy.
Yeah... And if she hasn't washed her hair in weeks she probably hasn't washed in the land down under either.
Actually no. I'm really not into chubsters... They seem like they are mingin at the best off times. The stench after a night dancing would be like a fish market at 5pm on a sunny day.