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Off Topic Gemma Collins

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 1, 2018.

  1. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Fat chicks need loving too, but that's why there are fat blokes.
     
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    Disagreeing strongly whilst listening to diffrent strokes theme tune
     
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  3. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough more of a flippant comment, whatever floats your boat really. I mean the mess that is Saxton likes a fat chick... taking a big dump on him.
     
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  4. What a fat sweaty mess!

    Mind you, I bet @Commachio has had worse! I’m right, aren’t I?
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Bet you'd kill for a bit of that Baldy, better than your Cherry Blossom flange at the Con Club yeah!
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's not just that she is large... She is saggy and rather shapeless, she looks too young to be saggy... Fat or not. A larger woman with nice curves is fine... She just looks like she melted.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    She was on celebrity Masterchef the useless fat bint..if she could cook like she eats she would have a few Michelin stars
     
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  8. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Instead of looking like the Michelin man
     
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    Gloucester Old Spot?
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

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    Think she may have a few Michelin tyres tbf <whistle>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    She really is a waste of air, right up there with Katie Price when it comes to being a useless ****.
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    At least Katie Price was bangable in her younger days.
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nice body but she looks greasy. Doesnt look like she's washed her hair in weeks.
     
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  14. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Thats......a weird thing to be concerned about in a woman <laugh>
     
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    Whilst you are right in that ... I have wondered if the likes of her, Cheryl Tweedy, Danielle Lloyd and also Kelly Brock are just **** in bed ... coz none of them seem like they can hold on to their men for very long ....:emoticon-0133-wait:
     
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  16. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Yeah maybe
    Especially when you looked at the minger Ashley Cole slept with when he cheated on Cheryl, like WTF?!
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    She must have gave good head or something!!
     
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  17. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    She still ain’t all that bad to look at these days to be fair to her. It’s just her vag is now a like-for-like replica of the Grand Canyon so you’ll probably get lost.
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    Yeah that thing is probably a wreck now!
     
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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Think the whole Spurs team had smashed her by the time Jamie O’hara wifed her.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Borrow HIAG's sat-nav mate ... you'll likely be directed up her arse and it might have some additional mileage <laugh>
     
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