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Off Topic Gemma Collins

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 1, 2018.

  1. Bodinki

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    If the Celeb was Mila Kunis or Ariana Grande, and you got to see the portion of the date when she takes the guy back to her house and lets him **** her bare back and then she deep throats him, then the show would be for me.......<ok>
     
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  2. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Do you watch Dancing on Ice regularly?

    Is this a show for adult males?
     
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    Last I heard 1 out 12 adult males might be considered a target demographic for Dancing on Ice. They're allowed to marry now too.

    / I'll grow up later.
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    Not straight ones.
    Except Matth, who is NOT gay.
     
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    <laugh>

    I bet Ronaldo watches this
     
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  6. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Nor is Ronaldo. Despite the fact he is an (alleged) anal rapist
     
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    Matth is probably the straightest person I know. He's so straight he isn't attracted to anyone with curves.
     
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    Matth should know there is nothing gay about CR7 smashing your back doors in.

    Ask Kathryn Mayorga, she has the anal tears to prove it
     
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    He is so straight his car doesnt even have a steering wheel.
     
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    Matth, he is just v repressed. Any action gay or straight would do him so good
     
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    fixed
     
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    He should score with Ranaldo. Maybe hook up with him in Vegas
     
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    Quick show of hands
    Who’s banged as fat, or even fatter?
    And who would do it again god dammit!
     
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    Not a real man until you've shagged a pig <ok>

    Okay that is pretty bad though.
     
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    74980CC8-CDB0-43FF-A55E-442DD1E44851.jpeg
     
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    Imagine the laugh (whoever the **** she is) shed get from watching your ****y *****, cum faced videos.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Metths is as straight as the river Mersey.
     
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    Had a few Plenty of Fish ‘hook-ups’ back in the day where they opened the door to look like that when the photos were respectable enough. A few times got noshed off and said I had to get something from the car then drove off but could never shag that.
     
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    Not the "again" bit. She broke my bed.
     
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    Yes and no.<laugh>
     
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