Did we need a whole thread for this? Perfectly acceptable entry on Would You/Wid Ye thread (absolutely no chance from me).
She’s just some fat Essex chav with **** all talent who’s somehow become a ‘celebrity’ and is earning decent money for god knows what. I bet her minge stinks like Grimsby fish docks.
Beggars can’t be choosers.. I’d imagine you’d have a go on anything.. You really should consider abduction