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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jun 7, 2016.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aye, pound land hahahahahahahahah oh mercy me!!! :emoticon-0140-rofl:

    No in all seriousness I've been to
    England
    Ireland
    Thailand
    and......
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see.
     
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  3. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Love the food in Poland.
     
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  4. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    What do Michael Jackson ..... Family Feud... And a citizen of a perticular Polish City have in common ...Gdansker.....
     
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  5. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Umm, yeah.

    <laugh>

    You got any jokes while you're up there ?
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    "...Our table..." <rofl>

    Dismembered middle-aged pervert eating alone makes teenage waitress so frightened she can't serve him any more.

    What a funny story, you creepy ****.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I think it was the rubbing my thighs every time she came near was wot did it.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with ogling a fit waitress, helps pass the time. I was at Byrons in Westfield and the main waitress had a slightly see-through top with a polka dot bra and I was transfixed. I think the burger was ok.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She was askin for it.
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Imagine Grove, Gambol, and RobSpur on a night out together. Even worse, at a school sports day :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I know, gambols story about him feeling up a polish waitress made me feel sick.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Feeling up with my eyes only <grr>
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Have already done sports days. One of the new teachers last year was a strawberry blonde with big milky tay-tays and sparkly green eyes, shame she won't be teaching Junior.
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    So she had a see through skirt on as well? Did it have any garnish on it?
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    That's rape now you white misogynist piece of ****ing **** :mad:
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah know. It's no easy being a misogynist these days with all politically correct ****wits everywhere <grr>
     
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  17. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Was she a good dancer ....
     
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  18. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    She had on a short floral low cut dress and her ample charms were plain to see. If the collars and cuffs matched she'd be like a blood orange downstairs.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>Where's that place?
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The BHEAST end of Glesga

    (The barras)
     
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