Surely this must be him? Can't be that many digitless, alky, Allan's kicking about the West of Scotland?
Two, actually. But this one is me. Ah wiz cute a lookin kid tho. That was my downfall. Ah wiz too cute lookin.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/man-smashed-seagull-death-front-14129476 Dev enjoys his holiday
Same article has hyperink entitled: Dead swans with 'missing flesh' found dumbed in bags in Aberdeen as SSPCA launch probe What is the need to dumb an animal if its brain is dead? Strike that - Aldo.
Doesn’t understand irony either. Add that to the list, people. **** it, let’s start the list again with things he does understand - it’ll be quicker.