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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Left having completed my service Iain, I got sacked from the filth not the Army.

    10 years in the Submarine Kilties
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 6, 2018
  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Yet you're running with the DUP line on Brexit :huh:
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 6, 2018
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Why did the Police sack you?
     
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    Saf, Dec 6, 2018
  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Eh?
     
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    Saf, Dec 6, 2018
  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    He was on the take.

    Like all the filth basically but he was stupid enough to get caught.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Dec 6, 2018
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I threw a sickie and went to a night club.

    Unfortunately I got caught up in a drug bust, collared, spent the night in the cells and then suspended for 2 years whilst awaiting charges and the ensuing trial.

    All charges dropped eventually but sadly I was off sick whilst in a night club, my employers did not look too kindly upon that sort of behaviour.

    Could have been worse though. :laugh:
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 6, 2018
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  7. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Wit drugs ?
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 6, 2018
  8. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Fair enough, sounds like you've been unlucky. Who hasn't threw a sickie. If all charges were dropped, I think getting sacked for being caught out throwing a sickie is a bit much.
     
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    Saf, Dec 6, 2018
  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Bad luck
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Es and whizz m6.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 6, 2018
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Stitched up, If I had known the funny handshake I'd have been ok, probably just a fine or reprimand.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 6, 2018
  12. Tina.

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    Isn’t whizz your army buddy? Asking for a fwiend
     
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    Tina., Dec 6, 2018
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Dev, you disgust me.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 6, 2018
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He could snort whizz aff your squerr heid.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 6, 2018
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    :laugh:
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 7, 2018
  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Why would they search you if you were a copper?

    please log in to view this image


    Thinking about,a bit hard to deny.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart, Dec 7, 2018
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  18. Tina.

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    All about dev as per the scriptoid.
     
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    Tina., Dec 7, 2018
  19. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^

    Got caught in the Pink Flamingo Bar with a bottle of poppers and a cock up his arse.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 7, 2018
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Arches actually. :laugh:
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 7, 2018
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