Except me. I'm actually a 22 year old woman from Sussex. I've had everybody on here fooled for years.
Same here, I'm a sociopathic baldy midget, but I have them all fooled with my cunning use of reverse psychology.
Public apology. I called our good friend Jip a scouser. While, personally, I thought it was a bit of fun, I do realise I went too far and insulted his Mancunian sensibilities. Public apology ends. He's a **** tho. And baldy. And a ****in mancunian.
Ah go on holiday for 10 days and return to this slander Nothing to do with me or Mrs Gas our alternative lifestyle is strictly with a close group of people we know well (plus a few wrong 'uns who like biscuits)