Gas piss all over the grass!

Why has Johnny's mum asked him to go home for tea and he has to take his goalpost... sorry jumper with him.

 

Gas are gonna piss this game. Its gonna be too easy

 

you lot be careful where you are pissing, i just hope you are greenhous trained after your various waterworks shows down at the mem, i suspect you will all have tears running down your legs on the way home, tissue for chris please

 

AJ, I remember you lot saying this earlier in the season and it turned out to be one of our easier wins this season, whilst we were at our poorest....Easy pickings this time around

 

lovely to see at long last the gas walking the nether regions of the league, i suspect you will be adopting a crawl after tomorrow night. anyway we came down to the mem trying to compare your sh*te hole with the emirates where we to played next. we narrowly lost to the arsenal but managed to kick start their season off.

as i recall the shrews pissed all over the gas and should have won 4-0, but a lucky goal against the run of play gave you the points. still if those 3 points keep you in the league it will give me pleasure.

make sure your coach drivers set their satnavs correctly otherwise it will be a home win to alton towers

 

you recall wrong then. you had more possession but couldnt do anything with it. passing it around the half way line and doing nothing with it dont mean anything. you had more shots but majority was shooting from long distance as you couldnt break us down as you didnt know what to do in the final 3rd as we defended very well. and those shots from distance never troubled our keeper. however the game was equal. both teams had a couple of good chances. we took our best chance and our keeper saved your best chance right at the end from ainsworth who was the best player on the pitch that night.

dream on if you think you pissed all over us and think you should of won 4-0. you didnt even go

 

i know i did not go but my scouts were there. one way traffic i was told.

 

You were told wrong AJ

 

oh no i was not told wrong

 

oh yes you were.

 

Oh yes he was.

 

oh no he wasn't, its a lie, he's behind you!

 

god its boring on the gas boards without aj

 

Well done to Rovers for keeping Oxford at bay. Poke and Bolger doing well for you.

 

i think they are a bit thin up front they need to loan a striker urgently, young tom or terry g. ideal for their purposes. i feel sure if they had power up front they may have beaten oxford. now watch plymouth on the rails

 

oh titter ye not. who said at 15.18 today. "we will take the league by storm next season". now who could have said that. i predict when they finally storm the league, welshpool will be the capital of wales, king william will visit rockall or something rhyming and bristol city will top the premier league. oh storm on the gas

 

Ex Shrewsbury player, Langmead still scoring goals.

 

And the gap between the tinpots & the Gash widens even further!

 

how does that work? recent form suggests you are playing catch up.

last 4 games you got 5 points and we got 5 points. your draw last night put you level with us not pulled further clear!

andy gray was right, no room for women in football

 

Jenny is a bloke and in a gay relationship with AJ