Garth Crooks

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I know he is a knob but - just checked out his "Team of the Week" on the BBC site - both Mig and Titan are in it - thoughts? Seems to me that both did a good job but I sort of struggle to understand how both are in and O`Shea/Wes Brown miss out on his selection...maybe it`s just cos Crooks is a knob!
 
What no Pepe Reina? what a howler.

Mig had a good game, mind so did Given...

Post the rest of the team mate, interested to see the rest.
 
Crooks is a knob, yes. A lot of people saw how well Cabaye played on Saturday yet he's nowhere to be seen in that team.

Imo Crooks is that much of a mong he just goes off whether the team wins or not and how many goals they score. Mignolet, for example, didn't really have that much to do against a Stoke side who were ineffective in attack, so I don't know why he's there? Someone like Given may have been more suitable, because he made saves many other goalies would not.
 
What does Bramble, Barton, Nani, Sinclair, Modric, Aguero and Yakubu all have in common?

Crooks is such a melon.

Got ya, very good.......

So here's your special prize...

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Crooks is a knob, yes. A lot of people saw how well Cabaye played on Saturday yet he's nowhere to be seen in that team.

Imo Crooks is that much of a mong he just goes off whether the team wins or not and how many goals they score. Mignolet, for example, didn't really have that much to do against a Stoke side who were ineffective in attack, so I don't know why he's there? Someone like Given may have been more suitable, because he made saves many other goalies would not.

Are you Crooks in disguise - both total f*cking bell-ends.

Bart
 
Ha'way Bart man!! Implicitely saying that Chappedarse is Crooks?? F*** man, Crooks will have his solicitor issuing libel proceedings against you.

We know Crooks is a bell end, Chappedarse is nowhere near him. <laugh>

<laugh> FFS I never thought of that.

Sorry Garth - you are far superior in every way to the Mong known as ChapAr$e.

Bart
 
Why have you stopped saying 'Lol' in-front of 'Bart'? You don't seem as cheery as you used to be because of it imo.

The only time I am not cheery is when to$$ers like you infest every thread on this board.

So do us all a favour a f*ck off, you garth crooks-alike prick.

BART
 
Garth Crooks, if I remember played for Stoke before being transfered to Spurs, maybe thats why the neg vibes came about. oh and maybe because he is a raving iron as well as a bell end.
 
Crooks is a knob, yes. A lot of people saw how well Cabaye played on Saturday yet he's nowhere to be seen in that team.

Imo Crooks is that much of a mong he just goes off whether the team wins or not and how many goals they score. Mignolet, for example, didn't really have that much to do against a Stoke side who were ineffective in attack, so I don't know why he's there? Someone like Given may have been more suitable, because he made saves many other goalies would not.

Cabaye wastes to many chances 1 in 20 will hit the net the modern keeper can handle where he shots from dont tell pardew tho...