Transfer Rumours Gareth Bale

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I didnt get a pic of her, but apparently she surfs at Malibu regularly. I saw her there when I was surfing there back in 2015. I just thought she was another hottie in the line up (there are plenty) and then somebody pointed out that it was Cameron Diaz. She surfs good too <ok>

Of course, Pix.

We can all make up **** like that.

I rubbed sun oil into Halle Berry’s back on Copa Cabana Beach, back in the 90s. She wanted to “take it back” to her hotel room, but I was already with a couple of chicks, mate.
 
Of course, Pix.

We can make up **** like that.

I rubbed sun oil into Halle Berry’s back on Copa Cabana Beach, back in the 90s. She wanted to “take it back” to her hotel room, but I was already with a couple of chicks, mate.

Yeah we could, but you are renowned for bullshit. So nobody believes the crap you come out with.

Sorry mate, nothing personal <ok>
 
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Of course, Pix.

We can make up **** like that.

I rubbed sun oil into Halle Berry’s back on Copa Cabana Beach, back in the 90s. She wanted to “take it back” to her hotel room, but I was already with a couple of chicks, mate.

I believe that story, but others may ask for some clarification - Irish Mirror any one
 
I believe that story, but others may ask for some clarification - Irish Mirror any one

HIAG is very insecure about my trips abroad. Just because he faked his overseas trip, he thinks other people do the same. Daft **** thinks I've been posting google images of Canada for the last month <laugh>
 
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I’ve got her signed thong somewhere. It’s a bit crispy after all these years, but I’ll post a shot, if I can find it.

If I had her used thong I would know exactly where to find it !

Have you made it crispy? I thought you preferred to use a sock to shoot in to (an item of foot apparel, not a bogus online account) as per previous fess up
 
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I think all that confirms is how much of an outsider he's been at that club. I don't really think he's ever been made to feel a part of the team. For him not to talk about the players, the achievement may demonstrate how he feels.

Ofcourse this has been unfairly blamed on Ronaldo and I'm pleased has waived away such poor misconceptions <whistle>

This ... it's all about Ronaldo yet It's Bale's goals that have now landed Real the trophy twice... can't blame him for a little "ave some of that ya fcukers" <laugh>
 
HIAG is very insecure about my trips abroad. Just because he faked his overseas trip, he thinks other people do the same. Daft **** thinks I've been posting google images of Canada for the last month <laugh>

I go away on holiday 6 times a year and Hiag never doubts the validity of them, so what have you done to throw the balance of his rationale
 
I go away on holiday 6 times a year and Hiag never doubts the validity of them, so what have you done to throw the balance of his rationale

7 years of wumming the **** out of him has taken its toll. He cannot accept that I go to California fairly regularly and have just spent May in Canada
I can only put it down to the fact that the truth would destroy him :)
 
7 years of wumming the **** out of him has taken its toll. He cannot accept that I go to California fairly regularly and have just spent May in Canada
I can only put it down to the fact that the truth would destroy him :)
Perhaps we should all take it easy on him, and just “like” all his posts instead of responding to them, as he can’t seem to handle never having seen his team win anything - a condition known as trophyvirginitus.
Lets all pity him.
[HASHTAG]#hiagisavictim[/HASHTAG]
 
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Bale knows that Spurs won't be able to afford his wages, so that's why I think he'd gladly take a pay-cut to return to his spiritual home.

He'd love to play under Poch.

Plus, with Bale on our bench, we'd definitely do the domestic double, so paying him a double-bubble bonus at the end of the season won't be a problem.

Sorted.

He's as likely to return to Spurs as U2 announcing that you will be replacing Edge on their next world tour and will be known as Bevelled End .(or a shortened version)...<laugh>
 
It still rattles you, doesn’t it, mate?

Bale leaving Saints doesn't rattle me at all. We were in the Championship, and when he left he went about it in the right way.

He could have gone to Spurs in January, but stayed til the end of the season to help our promotion campaign (we ended up getting knocked out of the play offs by a truly **** Derby side, but them's the breaks).
 
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Bale leaving Saints doesn't rattle me at all. We were in the Championship, and when he left he went about it in the right way.

He could have gone to Spurs in January, but stayed til the end of the season to help our promotion campaign (we ended up getting knocked out of the play offs by a truly **** Derby side, but them's the breaks).

Settling up early cos we were skint n taking Tommy Forecast still irks me a bit though.