Gareth Bale looks like a transexual ***** that has had a stroke.
Let's hear it for strokes

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Gareth Bale looks like a transexual ***** that has had a stroke.


Why?
Cos he ruined it. Every time I think of the Cadbury Caramel Bunny I'll now think of that fat horror show.
She is hardly fat, and certainly not a horror show.
I would![]()
Why somebody wouldn't is beyond me!
Ye's are taking the pish or we unry looking at the same photie.
Or maybe you have just got too high an opinion of yourself, I knew this would happen when you became mod.

Or maybe you have just got too high an opinion of yourself, I knew this would happen when you became mod.
.Why does a Portsmouth fan care about this? It's not like he's going to be visiting Fratton Park any time soon, is it?
Not hard to work that one out. Where did Gareth Bale learn his trade?
Not hard to work that one out. Where did Gareth Bale learn his trade?
Southampton: The Academy of North London.
Well West Ham are ****ing ****e now and they play Sam Allardyce Hoofball, so we've got to poach our players from somewhere, don't we?
Yawn. We were in the Championship when you poached Bale. And League1 when Oxo-Chamberlain went to your more illustrious neighbours.
What about Walcott?