Gao's plans for satellite club in Europe

I might have to Photoshop a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the mascot's hand and change its shirt to an 80s metal band to complete the effect.

 

Aren't mascots supposed to be endearing...that one would give a kid nightmares.

 

Perhaps Gao found our end of season flirt with relegation so exciting that he wants several clubs likely to give him the same hit every season. It's become an addiction.

 

Or, perhaps it was too easy.

 

He'd rip poor old Sammy's head off

 

They drew and won on aggregate, so remain in Serie C.