Gandalf's Alternative Commentary Thread Swansea vs Chelsea (Cap 1 CUP)

89th minute: Swansea have had a couple of incisive breaks since the red, and they are through on goal again after a delicious pass by De Guzman... Unfortunately Ramires makes another Ki interception!

 

6 minutes added time? Don't think Swansea really care... They could play til the weekend and Chelsea wouldn't get past their backline. Anyway, Karaoke Ba's clutching his ears... Doesn't appreciate good music obviously, as Swansea continue to revel in the situation. #tonedeaftosser #nelly

 

What's that for 6 minutes ? Did a sheep run on the pitch ?

 

95th minute: I forgot stinky Torres was on, and he temporarily disengages the cloaking device to give the ball away.

Nathan Dyer has an outstanding drive from outside the box tipped over by Cech. Swansea boys taking the piss?

 

FULL TIME SWANSEA THROUGH!!!!

Another world class slide tackle from Michu before the whistle, I'll pour over that later though , I'll just congratulate you all on a wonderful result!

 

Cheers mate thanks for the commentary , I was relying on you to get into the spirit of the game. #notpayingforskysports

 

Congratulations

 

You're very welcome, I'll leave you lads to enjoy the moment. Thanks for giving me more than a few laughs and letting me intrude on such magnificent achievement for you club! Totally and utterly deserved

 

Cheers mate you cheered us up on here you in for the final ?

 

Cheers dude. Sorry I dissapeared off the map but I was enthralled in the greatest no score game I will ever see!

Hazard needs to go to Swansea Central for that. If the ballboy was my kid I would take him to thge cleaners.

Wemberley and Mrs Swim has already realised she has no chance of stopping me. My signature will come true

 

We're going to Wembley!!!!!!!!
Thanks Gandalf, cracking read #youhonouraryjackbastard
Gentleman & scholar Sir.

Swimaway you could be right (in your sig), just need to get passed Bradord (who really deserve this too). The true underdog cup final.

 

Just been reading back your commentary Gandalf, that is a class piece of work.

 

Trust me, it's fate.

 

I know some of you think it's futile, but surely you will follow me in giving much respect to Gandalf ... Truly the best neutral poster we have seen.

Rep is due and rightly given....cheers

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Gandalf is a jack bastard

 

Yep, bit of rep for Gandalf, and well deserved.

 

Nice 1 Gandalf come/call again

 

You're a wizard, Gandalf.

 

Nice