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Gambol's Missing Digit

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  1. Tina_old

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    Yep, ain't that the truth, blud <ok>
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    But nothing compared to a boot in the stones, right?
     
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  3. Fabulous Fabio

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    Nothing compares to the pain of a boot in the baws
     
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  4. gas

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    Had your hand mangled, fingers severed, one completely lost and all you said was "Ouch" . Like I said before, a tough breed you Scots.

    You stab each other all the time, a 4" blade pffft nothing more than a pin prick.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    4" blade <laugh><laugh>

    What sort of female infant do you intend stabbing wi that letter-opener?
     
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  6. Fabulous Fabio

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    We also kick **** out of guys who are on fire outside an airport, you don't mess with us
     
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    <laugh>

    See what I mean
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    They didny call the ambulance until we'd sorted oot who was getting my shifts and who was getting my piece.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh>.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    They don't give each other dead-arms at school in Scotland, they give each other sliced-arms.
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Gambol;

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  13. Tina_old

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    Nice wavey patterned scars there <laugh>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.

    That's how you make youself a new hand out of decopage.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    Brilliant.

    I hope it was a decent piece - don't want folk organising a debating committee for some Warburtons n Billy Bear ham pish.

    I love a well-made piece - nae time for sloppy sannies.
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Billy Bear <laugh>
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I get hurt all the time. Nothing is missing though.
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    Feelings don't count. Or ring bursts.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    I'm surprised I don't have brain damage. I have attacked a cricket bat with my head as well as falling down a flight of stairs when pissed head first.
     
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