Had your hand mangled, fingers severed, one completely lost and all you said was "Ouch" . Like I said before, a tough breed you Scots. You stab each other all the time, a 4" blade pffft nothing more than a pin prick.
They didny call the ambulance until we'd sorted oot who was getting my shifts and who was getting my piece.
Brilliant. I hope it was a decent piece - don't want folk organising a debating committee for some Warburtons n Billy Bear ham pish. I love a well-made piece - nae time for sloppy sannies.
I'm surprised I don't have brain damage. I have attacked a cricket bat with my head as well as falling down a flight of stairs when pissed head first.