future fixtures?

Gashastic, ****ing mint word that.

Lol.

 

Yes it is her and you are a liar, a few beers indeed

 

You're right, I'd need a lot. Maybe it's just a ****e picture then.

WOB.

And that Irish bird,,, IBO.

 

Bloody hell - she's alright but it would need a fair few pints first - Is she a BoBFoC syd?? In which case with a bag over the head I could use my imagination!!

 

I can only think that far more of you are deluded than I first thought. I would guess that many would need to get her drunk and drugged before she would sit with you never mind get touchy feely.

Now if it was me asking her she would get excited and I would imagine be damp long before I get warmed up.

 

Probably, but the dampness wouldn't be her own.

 

Cyprus in, all the way, a full 3" of throbbing meat

 

Would that be the last 3" first Syd?

 

I just let them have it all chunky, its the sort of man I am

 

Syd IN. OUT. IN. OUT.

 

na, I just go straight to shake it all about

 

It's an age thing, innit?

 

Yep, I can only see the last few inches past my gut

 

One of two things occur to me - either your gut is smaller than mine, or your old chap is bigger, cos I'm ****ed if I can see mine.

 

That's the way Sydney.

Very generous.

Mind you, you'll have to put a bit of effort in with your foreplay.

I don't do foreplay. I only do one or two play.