Off Topic Funny Names FC

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First Name FC

GK: James

Defence: Terry, Dann, Taylor, Coady

Midfield: Gerrard, Neil, Barry, Rae

Forward: Owen, Henry

Weaponry FC

GK: Gunn

Defence: Winchester, Muscat

Midfield: Sparrow, Pikes, Longstaff, Spearing

Forward: Archer, Cannon, Broadhead

Penis FC

GK: Seaman

Defence: Cox, Dicks, De Kock, Pinas, Koch

Midfield: Wang, (Willy) Smallbone, (Dick) Smallwood

Forward: Goodwillie, (Brennan) Johnson

 

And the three full teams posted by others.

Any missing places will be filled by O'Nien because there's nowhere that lad can't play.

 

Double Barrel FC

GK: Peacock-Farrell

Defence: Walker-Peters, Humphreys-Grant, Fosu-Mensah, Borthwick-Jackson

Midfield: Ward-Prowse, Loftus-Cheek, Maitland-Niles, Oxlaide-Chamberlain, Reine-Adelaide

Forward: Parfitt-Williams

Nicked most of them from an article on young players so not necessarily the best players, hadn't heard of some of them.

 

Got to be some mileage in Girls Names FC, only got as far as Anita but I've noticed loads over the years.

 

Weaponry FC

Midfield Matt Sparrow

 

Goalkeeper for Penis FC has to be Seaman surely

 

Weaponry FC you could have Muscat in defence
Geoff Pike (West Ham) in midfield

 

Wears a ****ers hat fc!

Step forward Alan you can be club captain and manager if you like!

 

Place James

Gk. Jim Montgomery

Def. Clarke Carlisle
Denzil Dumfries
Justin Edinburgh
Jackie Charlton


Mid. Arron Ramsey
Matt Holland
Jimmy Johnstone


Att. Raheem Sterling
Alan Sunderland
Dion Dublin

 

Arsehole F.C.

Bernt Haas
Oscar Arce
Nicky Butt
Anil Koc
Dean Windass
Fabian Assmann
Andre Arshavin
Chiqui Arce
Cha Bum Kan (Korean striker played in 1986 world cup)
Lee Bum Young (Korean goalkeeper)
Choi Jong Bum (another Korean)

I had to cheat by adding Koreans in, but I got my 11!

 

Great stuff

I particularly liked Fabian Assmann