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Funniest things Evie has said to you

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  1. hbk4894

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    hbk4894, Aug 21, 2015
  2. mrs monacoger

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    Get your cock out my belly button ya blind ****.
     
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    mrs monacoger, Aug 21, 2015
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    What is this?
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Aug 21, 2015
  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Dunno but I ain't clicking on it!!
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Who's Evie?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Aug 21, 2015
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    Me: Do you want bummed?

    Evie: Yes I want you to.
     
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    Null, Aug 21, 2015
  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Is ER a paedo?

    Yes I have a cat.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Aug 21, 2015
  8. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Are there aliens?
    Aliens definitely exist. Whether or not they are here is up to debate.

    Well someone has to be sensible.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Aug 21, 2015
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Do you know how to upgrade to windows 10?

    Evie: <rofl> noob
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 21, 2015
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    Me: do you have any half Irish half Palestinian flags?

    Evie: you're on the wrong website Mindy
     
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    <laugh>

    Poor old Mindy.
     
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    Who is a fat tony from hollyoaks look a like?

    The one you want to be with.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Does Barrie Lochrie enjoy his yearly prostate examination?

    Evie: does a bear **** in the woods?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 21, 2015
  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Say something!

    Have i got the biggest cock on GC?

    No, the most clever one.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 21, 2015
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    Typo! You are the biggest cock on GC.
     
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    Me:

    What happens when EDGE invests money?

    Evie:

    Fail
    L
    O
    P
     
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    B-C, Aug 22, 2015
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    Me: Do you take it up the dung funnel?

    Evie: You take his name.

    <confused>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 22, 2015
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    Me: I'm bored.

    Evie: Rock papper scissors.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 22, 2015
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    image.jpg
     
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    See if anyone can work out why she asked if I "meant Wii"
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 22, 2015
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