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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jan 9, 2016.

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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Jam - period..

    Cream - spunk.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jan 10, 2016
  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    By what sick manifestation of horrendous poovery is quiche ever served as part of a cream tea? Un-****ing-forgiveable.
     
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    Archers Road, Jan 10, 2016
  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <grr>
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'd have gone with "at least Dick Turpin wore a mask".
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 10, 2016
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Go home
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Not it's not. How the **** do you spread jam on clotted cream? Typical clueless Southern fairy. This is exactly why the empire crumbled.
     
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    Patience, Jan 11, 2016
  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No Sir. The empire crumbled when people started putting the milk in first.
     
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  8. Patience

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    Well, that's just madness. Everyone knows the viscosity of the milk does not complement the perforation of the tea bag.
     
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    Patience, Jan 11, 2016
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Tea is gayer than ST shagging Dale Winton
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 11, 2016
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    If David Bowie is dead, does that mean the State has another black woman and child to support @monacoger ?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jan 11, 2016
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  11. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    FFS

    Makes me sick.
     
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    Patience, Jan 11, 2016
  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not with your unpaid taxes that's for sure <party>
     
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    we were discussing cheeseboards in work n someone said they like a cheeseboard rather than a dessert at the end of a meal, and this girl said she prefers a sweet dessert as its a palate cleanser and me, quick as a flash goes 'my cum fairly cleansed ur palate after the xmas do' she storms out of the room in tears and everyone else is chuckling away, slapping me on he back and high fiving me n stuff
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Would you say she was "Cheesed off"?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 11, 2016
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  15. Patience

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    Classic @Scan, save some for the LYT mate <rofl>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I don't want any of his cum thanks.
     
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  17. Patience

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    What about his cheese?
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He got "Board" of it.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    btw 2:30 tag <applause>

    Classic
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 11, 2016
  20. Mind The Duck

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    That poor lassie, reputation ruined and you don't give edam
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jan 11, 2016
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: absolutely horrendous dev, domestic violence is never funny, not as bad as an ER thread - but damn close, my colon cancer makes me laugh more, dev = comedic AIDS, I hope your abcess explodes, Dev's oral hygiene of a tramp, Dev's Tooth and Justice thread, Dev's 2.30 dental appointment

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