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Funniest moment of the season

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    he was canny about that too. Don’t know if he was more hammered than me or other way around.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2025
  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Who can forget chippy flying through the air after slipping on the pissed up floor
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 9, 2025
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    Well, I had forgotten about that actually. Quite the tumble!
     
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    Fixed for you. <cheers>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Magdad doing his lost voice guy impression and trying to give us a sign language explanation of what happened with him and Don

    I'm sure it was just a lack of beer to lubricate his throat
     
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    Errrr..... What was he doing with Don?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 9, 2025
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    think Magdad was about to strangle him
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 9, 2025
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    Strangle. Choke.
    All the same.
     
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    Think Kerb Stomp was what I'd settled on
     
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    had bruises for weeks. Hurt like hell. You bastards just laughed as I writhed in pain…
     
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    That's what real friends do

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    My brother did the same thing while coming down those steep stairs <laugh>
     
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    I we swapped stories and compared wet piss stained arses <laugh><laugh>
     
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    In piss.
     
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    Not part of "the gang" so no stories like above.

    However on the football field, the funniest moment of the season would have to be good old Alejandro Garnacho's smug celebration at SJP, just before we hammered in another 3 past them:

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