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Funniest Football Chants

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  1. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Haha yea the She said no Titus she said no chant.
     
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  2. KingoStarr

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    Thought so i was worried like is this a new chant that i havent heard
     
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  3. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Beat me to it. Villa ****s got what for that day.
     
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  4. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Forty, Forty Six!!

    Aimed at Bassong at Doncaster in a friendly when we didn't know who he was.

    Who the **** is 46?!
     
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  5. Smudger

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    "4-0, and you ****ed it up!" <laugh>
     
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    i went to Middlesbrough v Arsenal in 2007 and i was in Arsenal stand and they sang "your just the wost town in Britain" It was ment to be after a tv programe about best and worst towns in UK
     
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    Even though it is aimed as us, the chant between the Irish and German national teams of "We hate the English more than you" made me chuckle! As Leazes said, the 46 chants were class!
     
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    Old Trafford, many moons ago, to the tune of Lola by the Kinks:
    We've got the worlds most fanatical fans, we've got Ferdinand, and we got Ginola, la la la Ginola...
    They had no answer to that one
     
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    Ipswich at SJP last season when Roy Keane was in charge, what felt like the whole Gallowgate end Chanting " Keano, he ****s his dog Keano, he ****s his dog Keano"
    Classic there we some young lads must of been about 12-13 you could see the look of amazement on their faces. Genius

    Always enjoyed abusing Roy Keane
     
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    After the case involving Bowyer and Woodgate in some MacD's when playing for Leeds they played us up here. Everytime Duberry touched the ball he was greeted with chants of "SUPERGRASS! SUPERGRASS!" in reference to him giving evidence against Woodgate!
     
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  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    To Peter Crouch - You're just a **** Andy Carroll
    To Feillini - You're just a **** Coloccini
     
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  12. Darth Gogledd

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    I often find that the only Everton player I can recognise from a distance is Fellaini
     
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    A few seasons ago away at Wigan we were in a pub close to the ground before hand and we started passing the glass collector around the bar while he was still carrying a stack of glasses. He could only have been about 17 but he managed not to drop a single one of them however he still received chants of "your getting sacked in the morning"
     
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    Don't bame it on the sunshine
    Don't blame it on the moonlight
    Don't blame it on the goodtimes
    Blame it on Eboue
    When your own fans sing that then your doing something wrong
     
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    Thats was Donny the Harry Potter, was at that game, only away game I saw us win last year. Also against Chelsea at home this year the Newcastle fans changed the Coloccini song, to 'Oh Cheryl Tweedy You Are the Love of my life, Oh Cheryl Tweedy I'd let me be your wife, Oh Cheryl Tweedy I hate Ashley Cole too.'
     
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    "One Harry Potter, There's only one Harry Potter" and "Harry, give us a spell, Harry, Harry, give us a spell": last season to some programme seller(?) that looked like the little wizard. Also I was at a Gateshead game once when some lad came on and the 'Heed fans starting singing "[Someone's] on, we're taking the piss". I don't know if that was on the spot or if it had been done elsewhere, but it cracked me up!
     
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    Bugger, I swear I read every post, but clearly missed ToonSi's <doh>
     
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    A mock North Korean chant after they employed Chinese fans:

    Totalitarianism has its advantages.

    Sweet.
     
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  20. ToonSi

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    Ah ok, I went to all the Yorkshire ones last year and some of the midlands. They've all seemed to merge into one booze fuelled escapade now though!
    And Sir Bobby aye it was spell wasn't it <laugh>!
    The Championship was a proper laugh, miss the banter between fans as there's a lot less of the prawn sarnie brigade!
     
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