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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., Jan 10, 2015.

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    4 lines of speed followed by an old toot of heroin finished off with 2 yokes.

    Breakfast of champions and drug cheats alike.
     
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    Hash., Jan 11, 2015
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    We English invented tea.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 11, 2015
  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Frog legs
    Swan eggs
    Rice
    Dog bacon
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 11, 2015
  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    The English invented a plant?

    Didn't know that.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    No not the plant, we invented turning leaves from Bongobongoland into a nice drink.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 11, 2015
  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Pouring hot water over leaves.

    Must've been some sort of Einstein that invented it.
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    More of a Newton I would imagine.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 11, 2015
  8. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Sounds about right, the English fairies figuring out how to make a decent cup of tea for their superiors up north while we were busy inventing worthwhile things like telephones and televisions <ok>
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Aye but they also invented table tennis, so...
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    If the scotch had invented either of those things you might have a point.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 11, 2015
  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The Indians discovered tea drinking but we taught them how to put milk and sugar in it. (Captain Ashwood IAAHM)
     
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  12. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    J date threatened to pull their advert .
     
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    Bacon
    Sausage
    Square sausage
    Black pudding
    White pudding
    Haggis
    Egg
    Tottie scone
    Beans (that's right, you heard me, beans)
    Fried bread

    Get it right ****ing up everyone.
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    A month's supply for this skinny, speccy ****.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jan 12, 2015
  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I miss a good black pudding, no euphemism intended.
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Ideally 2 sausage, 2 bacon, 1 fried egg, some mushrooms, blackpudding, beans and some toast on the side. With butter, not some spread ****e.

    Good coffee or a pot of tea to go with it.

    Potato of any sort should be nowhere near a full hit breakfast.
     
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  18. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Sacrilege. Obviously never tried tattie bread.
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

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    Some people in Jockland have potato scones on a roll.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I had this weird potato cake thing in northern Ireland last year with a breakfast, are they like that?

    Stodgiest breakfast I ever ate, could barely move after it.
     
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