This thread's got at least another fifteen pages to go. And then we can start on the Animal Actors thread.
Funnily enough, no. But I may consider it once the last scintilla of pride abandons my withered frame.
As Philip K Dick might have said, you are a man who likes a jape, (you wouldn't want to live in that particular society he created). Well as a moderator you can set up your own threads and hang the consequences. Invite who you want, keep out the riff raff and have a really great time.
Oh you! Actually we have a secret board that I helped set up. It's in the last place you'd ever think to look.